With the revelation of Oprah’s half sister, Patricia, last week, twitter has been a-buzz with many Oprahisms offering advice on alternative ways Oprah could have made the announcement. Here’s are few of my favorites as well as some other great Oprah tweets.
“Look under your seat. You get a half sister! You get a half sister! You get a half sister! You get a half sister! Everybody gets a half sister!”
“Oprah plans on auctioning off her half sister for charity.”
“Oprah just made her half sister legally change her name to Oprah’s Half Sister”
“Oprah announces half sister! #oprahshalfsister releases one word statement..”Ka-ching!”"
“Oprah’s half sister once went on a Cruise and got yelled at by a guy named Tom Couch #oprahshalfsister“
There are so many more good Oprah’s half sister lines, but I just wanted to give everyone a little taste this morning!