Happy Birthday Oprah! We’ve spent so much time this last week focussing on your half sister (See: we’ll every other post on this site — it’s called Oprah’s half sister after all), that we almost forgot about your birthday.
So you’re 57 now Oprah… what’s next? You’ve pretty much done it all, exploited everything possible for attention … and now you even have another human being who is destined to be known as “Oprah’s half sister”. You’ve got a president, Obama, in your pocket, a TV and magazine empire and now your own network…
Honestly, I’m just not sure that my gift-card to JCPenny is going to cut it for you — you really do seem to have everything.
Oh well, I hope you’re enjoying your 57th birthday! We all love you Ms. Oprah.